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There's something as regards bars and drunkards that seem to be the most common reason for jokes. All and sundry has learned a gag that begins "A guy walks into a bar" (and says Ouch!) and there is no doubt that drunks tend to be extremely humorous. As a result listed below are a few bar jokes that you may not have heard beforehand, however they're all extremely witty, I assure you! THE CRAZY BET WITH THE BARMAN A gentleman strolls up to the barman and says, "Do you observe that glass over there in the corner? I'll wager you £30 that I can pee in it from here!" The bartender agrees, because the glass is miles way over on the other side of the pub. Thus the man unzips and whips it out, then pisses in a million diverse directions, coming nowhere even near to the shot glass. Meanwhile the barman is laughing so hard he can barely breathe. "Pay up," says the barman, and contentedly takes the money. Meanwhile the gentleman pays up, and walks over then grabs £200 from a third guy playing pool. The bartender calls him back then asks, "Why would that chap give you the money?" And the original man says, "'Cause I bet him £200 that I could pee all over your bar and you'd merely laugh about it!" SEXY LADY IN A QUIET LOCAL BAR A very desirable lady goes up to the bar in a quiet local pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman, who comes over directly. As soon as he arrives, she sexily signals for him to bring his face adjacent to hers. When he does so, she starts to gently touch his beard, which is full and bushy. "Are you the manager?" she asks, gently stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no" he replies. "Can you get him for me -- I want to speak to him." She is running her fingers up beyond his beard then into his hair. "I'm afraid that I can't," breathes the barman, evidently aroused. "Is there something I can do?" "Yes, there is. I want you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a pair of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room." THE GUINNESS BOSS AT THE BEER CONFERENCE After the Great British Beer Festival, in London, all the international brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The gentleman from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's most excellent beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The gentleman from Budweiser states, "I'd like the finest beer in the world, hand over me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The barman gives him one. The chap from Coors says, "I'd like the solitary beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, present me a Coors." He takes it. The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me an orange juice." The barman is a little amazed, nevertheless supplies him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents stare over at him and inquire "Why aren't you having a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies: "Well, I guess if you guys are having weak drinks, then so will I."
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My name is Pat McLachlan, and I have a Home Brewing website and another for Online Jokes! So this article is perfect to promote both websites!
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